The "Do"s & "Don't"s

1. DO read through My website; the Mistress and FAQ sections reveal volumes about My preferences, philosophy and background.
    
2. DO be prepared to answer specific questions in a candid manner. I am very efficient at assessing hopeful applicants. Allow Me to direct the phone interview.
    
3. DO realize that after I receive facts about your background and level of experience, I may invite you to make specific queries.
    
4. DO remember that I am interested in your history and experience; expanded details are discussed during the interview and negotiation at your session time.
    
5. DO speak politely and with a degree of formality. I am EXTREMELY particular about manners.
    
6. DO remember to identify yourself; few things irritate me more than conversations with a “ nameless” caller.
    
7. DO utilize e-mail contact; it can save time AND assure that you have My undivided attention during my response to you.
    
8. DO be specific. Use specific, quantifiable numbers when asked, “How many years experience do you have?”
    
9. DO remember that other goals and aspirations can be discussed after the first time we speak, which is a critically important session.
    
10. DO remember that I have scheduling considerations, so planning in advance prevents disappointment.
     
11. DO place your “confirmation” call promptly, in the agreed-upon time frame.
     
12. DO have the courtesy to notify Me if you must break a confirmed phone appointment. If you cannot keep a date for an in-person session you will loose your deposit.
     
13. DO realize that I will appreciate a cancellation in the time frame of 24 hrs over a confirmed appointment that is failed or a “no show.” One is forgivable and looked upon kindly. The other lands you on MY shit list, from which there is no return.
     
14. DO realize that in preparation for your session, I reserve that time frame for you.So when you arrive proper tribute is expected.
     
15. DO describe to Me when we are on a phone session what you are interested in.I am not a mind reader and Don't like playing guessing questions.
     

The DON'TS

1. DO NOT call me from a place (i.e., work, or home) when you have no privacy and expect Me to play guessing games with you.
    
2. DO NOT immediately launch into a monologue, autobiographical account or elaborate fantasy. Remember: the phone interview is to evaluate compatibility if you are looking for an in-person session.
    
3. DO NOT ask about topics already addressed in Our website or published in an advertisement.
    
4. DO NOT ask Me irrelevant or inappropriately personal questions. (i.e., How old are you? Where do you live? Do you have a boyfriend?)
    
5. DO NOT expect to direct Me or “top from the bottom.” I acknowledge that all players are not “submissive.” However, I am not a server at a restaurant; I don't take orders. And if you have a “script” in your head, I suggest you take it to the local casting agency to find someone to read it back to you.In other words if your not sincere in your effort don't waste our time!
    
6. DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES interrupt Me, talk over Me, or speak over My sentences.
    
7. DO NOT greet Me casually, or with a “Hey, how ya doing’” tone.
    
8. DO NOT call ME for idle inquiries. If you have a general question or plan on scheduling a session in the distant future, e-mail or snail mail ME.
    
9. DO NOT call or e-mail and introduce yourself saying, “my goal is to be a complete slave, collared and owned -- a 24/7 live-in slave to my Mistress." There is a proper way to achieve this goal and if it's My DESIRE to take you there than I will!
    
10. DO NOT expect Me to reserve your appointment if you fail to confirm it.